Repeat after me:
- "Timey-Wimey" does not excuse continuity problems.
- "Timey-Wimey" is not a good reason.
- "Timey-Wimey" is a cop-out.
You write 50 years of television, film, books, and audio dramas about time travel and not have continuity problems. You pass decades of writers, actors, and fans and find a better excuse. You create something that spans generations and gives people a feeling of connection to their parents and grandparents and you get to decide what defines a “cop out.”
Anonymous asked: Espurrs face on L from Death Note
I leave this here for your continued mental health.
Sunday is for pictures of David Tennant with kittens.
Jess, this one’s for you
these are my kittens, yes they meow weird, but they are mine. i found them all on my own. they are my ohana. back the fuck off camera.
are you fucking kidding me
#forcibly cuddles babies to stomach
are we not gonna talk about how she flashes her claws when they get to fucking close to her duckens?
THEY ARE MY OHANA
This is a great movie.
What I want to say EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Baristas are paid minimum wage to follow their company’s policies. That includes using whatever terms their company decides on for branding purposes. If you want a frappuccino instead of a frappe, a large instead of a venti, or whatever other thing you wanna call your drink, that’s fine. Your barista? They are paid shitty wages and work shitty hours and have to deal with hundreds of people telling them medium instead of grande, or large instead of venti (which refers to the fact that it is, actually, 20 oz of liquid, meaning you’re being a jackass for no reason).
Your barista isn’t stupid. They know what a fucking ‘large’ is and they know their store’s branding and slang sounds dumb to a lot of people. So how about, instead of being an asshole to a minimum wage worker, you consider why you keep buying $6 coffees instead of making that shit at home.
I’ll say that one more time.
Your barista is not stupid.
They know what a large is, what a medium is, and what a small is.
They also know they can be fired for not toeing the company line. And they can be fired for not standing there and taking the abuse you’re spewing at them.
They are being paid to not fight back. They are being paid to stand there all day and translate medium to grande and venti and large and regular and all while you bitch about the specific words you “have” to use. They are being paid to be welcoming and friendly and nice to you while you call them stupid.
Bitch, I know baristas with Ph.Ds, okay? Back the fuck off.
Rule of thumb: Everyone should work a customer service job at least once in their lifetime, just to understand how it feels to be treated poorly.
And to top it all off, RIGHT AFTER THIS SCENE, his girlfriend explains how much of an abominable douche he is and explains that “Venti” means 20 in Italian. But, of course, most of the people reblogging this are going to fail to acknowledge that.
Well…your barista could be stupid.
Uther are you seriously defending a person’s right to be an abominable dick to a barista of the OFF CHANCE that they’re stupid?
As a former employee and shift manager at Starbucks for four years, I just want to say THANK YOU. The sheer number of times someone quoted this movie to me. By the end, when I had given up caring, I simply started saying, “I actually did know that. Venti also means twenty, for the twenty ounces of drink. When Starbucks started, we simply had short and tall cups. Then we introduced grande, followed by venti. I’m guessing you didn’t know any part of that before I told you, and you didn’t know your schpeal before you saw Role Models.” I quit about a week after I started saying that. This scene made an already bad job unbearable. With a bachelors of fine arts, I really didn’t need to take the crap anymore, but I know a lot of people who do. People with educations and better things to do with their lives. There is a reason for the naming, and you’re a douche for doing this to a Barista.
My boyfriend does a near pitch-perfect Tom Hiddleston / Loki impression and it really fucks with my head.
I just referred to her booty as “My birthright, my promised throne.”
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR THE PAST 10 MINUTES
How does this not have thousands of notes?
This is perfect.